Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The way the world is going, it's technology driven. And it isn't just driven by the old super powers, it's driven by the far east and new emerging economies.
Let it be your constant method to look into the design of people's actions, and see what they would be at, as often as it is practicable and to make this custom the more significant, practice it first upon yourself.
You know, in my hometown of Hope, Arkansas, the three sacred heroes were Jesus, Elvis, and FDR, not necessarily in that order.
And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls.
I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.
I used my imagination to make the grass whatever color I wanted it to be.
Whoever sets himself to see things as they are will find himself one of a very small circle but it is only by this small circle resolutely doing its own work that adequate ideas will ever get current at all.
God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.