I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
We're at the crossroads. Down one road is a European centralized bureaucratic socialist welfare system in which politicians and bureaucrats define the future. Down the other road is a proud, solid, reaffirmation of American exceptionalism.
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break.
He that rebels against reason is a real rebel, but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny has a better title to Defender of the Faith, than George the Third.
One mustn't ask apple trees for oranges, France for sun, women for love, life for happiness.
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
I've never had a very quiet voice. I tried in choir to make it smaller, and it just didn't work out. And I listened to a lot of soul music when I was growing up on my own accord. But I was mostly into Mama Cass and Gladys Knight, and they all had big voices too just different than mine.
When I go out clubbing I can dance 'til three o'clock in the morning with just a water bottle in my hand. I love dancing to anything with a good beat really. My favorite song to dance to at the moment is probably Drake's 'Best I Ever Had.'
A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
Through selfless work, love of God grows in the heart. Then through his grace one realize him in course of time. God can be seen. One can talk to him as I am talking to you.
I first became a vegetarian when I was nine, in response to an argument made by a radical babysitter. My great change - which lasted a couple of weeks - was based on the very simple instinct that it's wrong to kill animals for food.