About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
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A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's the next thing to money.
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Hard work pays, evil doesn't.
It has always been my belief that a man should do his best, regardless of how much he receives for his services, or the number of people he may be serving or the class of people served.
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
Drugs are the enemies of ambition and hope - and when we fight against drugs we are fighting for the future.
Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
The country already has a leader who divides us with the bitter politics of envy. We have to offer an alternative vision.
An argument fatal to the communist theory, is suggested by the fact, that a desire for property is one of the elements of our nature.