The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
People who own property feel a sense of ownership in their future and their society. They study, save, work, strive and vote. And people trapped in a culture of tenancy do not.
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
A women who doesn't wear perfume has no future.
I think the way things have been left after Iraq is that people won't believe the Government of the day, so they have to know that lessons have been learnt and that all political parties and people, whether they were for or against the invasion of Iraq, have learnt lessons.
The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.
Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
When we lose one blessing, another is often, most unexpectedly, given in its place.
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full look at the worst.
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.