People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Best Quotes
- Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
- No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has doubts about it himself.
- A wise woman knows how to summon her courage and do what is right, rather than what is easy.
- His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly's wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred.
- I try to give the media as many confusing images as I can to retain my freedom. What's real is for my children and the people I live with.
- To think is of itself to be useful it is always and in all cases a striving toward God.
- If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
- I have to say that when you tour the world, obviously, the jetlags and different hours and ways of living and traveling, a lot of hours in the plane, and you wake up in the morning and you're not quite sure where you are, and it is very tiring.
- That writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time.
- The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit.