Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
- I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented.
- Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Best Quotes
- While knowledge may provide useful point of reference, it cannot become a force to guide the future.
- Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
- What I work hard at doing is staying on a path of being kind and showing and proving that I'm a good person to society. That's hard. The talent, that's a gift. I just came here like that.
- I have argued for years that we do not have a health care system in America. We have a disease-management system - one that depends on ruinously expensive drugs and surgeries that treat health conditions after they manifest rather than giving our citizens simple diet, lifestyle and therapeutic tools to keep them healthy.
- Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
- Don't make music for some vast, unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living, that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself.
- I do not believe that politics in the long run is about individuals. It is about ideas.
- Only he deserves power who every day justifies it.
- I've always been a bit of a car freak.
- Everybody thinks making films back to back is a big deal but they did it all the time in the old days.