Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
Quote by Joan Rivers
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Joan Rivers Quotes
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
- The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
- Never floss with a stranger.
- She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
Best Quotes
- A magical of success is powered by persistence.
- The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
- In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
- Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.
- Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
- It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- I loved hip-hop. The first stuff I heard was Public Enemy, and I couldn't believe it. It was amazing, and I've always loved hip-hop.
- I believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can't truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles.
- We have art in order not to die of the truth.
- OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.