When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Quote by George Carlin
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George Carlin Quotes
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
Religion is just mind control.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
A wise man studies and keeps records of the past to be able to tackle future occurrences.
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.
Beliefs have the power to create and the power to destroy. Human beings have the awesome ability to take any experience of their lives and create a meaning that disempowers them or one that can literally save their lives.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Art is good, bad, boring, ugly, useful to us or not.
Sleep is the best meditation.
Nature is not simply a technical or economical resource, and human beings are not mere numbers. To suggest that one can somehow align all the squabbling institutions of science, environmental management, government and diplomacy in an alliance of convenience to regulate the global climate seems to me optimistic.
When I haven't been working I've tried to travel a lot.
Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.
If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn't need motivation to speed him up. What he needs is education to turn him around.