Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Quote by George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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George Carlin Quotes
- Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
- When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Best Quotes
- Death is the liberator of him whom freedom cannot release, the physician of him whom medicine cannot cure, and the comforter of him whom time cannot console.
- If you do bad things to show how best you are, you'll fail. 'Cause people will see the kind of a stupid you are, not your wisdom.
- A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
- Not managing your time and making excuses are two bad habits. Don't put them both together by claiming you 'don't have the time'.
- Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray.
- A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
- Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.
- I never make a movie for awards consideration. I will use the hope of getting an Academy Award a) to honor the people who work so hard and also b) it's the greatest Good Housekeeping seal in the world. It's the greatest brand. It's as good as Louis Vuitton and Dior in the world of moviemaking. It's the Super Bowl.
- Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly. It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- We're five people, five individuals who came together to create something, to make music and to complete each other musically, to form a perfect circle.