Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
Quote by George Carlin
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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George Carlin Quotes
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
- What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- Electricity is really just organized lightning.
Best Quotes
- My mother is a walking miracle.
- One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too.
- When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- The more the history of the World War and what led up to it is studied, the more clearly those tragic years become revealed as a vast collapse of civilization.
- Independence doesn't - doesn't equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman.
- Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
- I think it is totally wrong and terribly harmful if education is defined as acquiring knowledge.
- Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
- Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.