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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Negative politics have always been around.
There is no end to education. It is not that you read a book, pass an examination, and finish with education. The whole of life, from the moment you are born to the moment you die, is a process of learning.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
A huge part of acting in movies is appetite. You do your best work when you've got a lot of appetite and you really want to embrace something. When you get tired, you don't have that hunger.
I think about my parents all the time, especially on Sunday when I'm at Mass. My mother always said, 'We do not pray to win elections. We pray for people's health, we pray that God's will be done, we pray that we do our best. But we do not pray to win elections.'
Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.
It's become unfashionable to celebrate political achievement, and Labour achievement even less so. And it's positively uncouth to be proud of something that this Labour government is doing. So, slam me for saying so, but I'm really proud of the NHS.
I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
I actually may do a musical next year... not one that I've written one that I may star in. Plus my concert and other people's work and all of a sudden you've got a very full life.
Your head is everybodies' head :)
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