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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
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Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents.
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.
They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise.
Everything family does is reflection on the other people.
I have a lot of amazing women, you know, women in my life who have been an example for me of what not to do.
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