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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
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My mom and dad gave their kids the greatest gift of all - the gift of unconditional love. They cared deeply about who we would be, and much less about what we would do.
My dad's got a brilliant eye for scripts 'cos he's a literary agent. He and my agent read a load of scripts and filter them.
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
There are people who have money and people who are rich.
Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.
Sometimes the best gain is to lose.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
We have time, there's no big rush.
What you're seeing with Occupy Wall Street and the others are people who are unhappy and they're directing their unhappiness now toward Wall Street and toward those they think are doing too well in our society.
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