The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Quote by Dave Barry
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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Dave Barry Quotes
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
- Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Best Quotes
- I enjoy learning about different periods and people, and then taking what's universal about the human condition and seeing where it matches up. No matter where you are, certain things unite everybody.
- Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
- No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
- Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
- In many ways, history is marked as 'before' and 'after' Rosa Parks. She sat down in order that we all might stand up, and the walls of segregation came down.
- All my friends' mothers were appalling women.
- Now that virtually every career is an option for ambitious girls, it can no longer be considered regressive or reactionary to reintroduce discussion of marriage and motherhood to primary education. We certainly do not want to return to the simplistic duality of home economics classes for girls and wood shop for boys.
- There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.
- Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.