Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Quote by Dave Barry
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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Dave Barry Quotes
- Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
- We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Best Quotes
- When you learn, teach. When you get, give.
- I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.
- You shouldn't have to have money to have a luxury fragrance.
- Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
- The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.
- I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude is happiness doubled by wonder.
- A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.
- Success in its highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which come only to the man who has found the work that he likes best.
- I had to learn my faith and look after my family, and I had to make priorities. But now I've done it all and there's a little space for me to fill in the universe of music again.
- Why should society feel responsible only for the education of children, and not for the education of all adults of every age?