Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
My mother is a walking miracle.
One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too.
When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
The more the history of the World War and what led up to it is studied, the more clearly those tragic years become revealed as a vast collapse of civilization.
Independence doesn't - doesn't equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
I think it is totally wrong and terribly harmful if education is defined as acquiring knowledge.
Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.