Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Quote by Dave Barry
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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Dave Barry Quotes
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
- It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
- I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
- Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
Best Quotes
- My mother is a walking miracle.
- One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too.
- When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- The more the history of the World War and what led up to it is studied, the more clearly those tragic years become revealed as a vast collapse of civilization.
- Independence doesn't - doesn't equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman.
- Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
- I think it is totally wrong and terribly harmful if education is defined as acquiring knowledge.
- Peace if possible, truth at all costs.
- Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.