Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Quote by Dave Barry
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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Dave Barry Quotes
- Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
- Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
- The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Best Quotes
- The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.
- I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
- Nature shows that with the growth of intelligence comes increased capacity for pain, and it is only with the highest degree of intelligence that suffering reaches its supreme point.
- Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
- Pay attention to your inner voice. For it needs you to analyse what you are thinking about.
- If we could but paint with the hand what we see with the eye.
- Nature is an infinite sphere of which the center is everywhere and the circumference nowhere.
- A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.
- You cannot mix sports with politics.
- Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.