Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Quote by Dave Barry
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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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Dave Barry Quotes
- The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
- The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
- The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
- The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
- I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
- The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
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