It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur that's much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning.
People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.
I try to forget about the expectation that's out there and the audience listening for the next thing so that I'm not trying to please them. I've spent a huge amount of time not communicating with those folks and denying that they exist.
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?
I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.
Maybe it's our sins that give God consolation when he finally has to give us cancer.
I think, in a way, I invented the term 'fight club' and that these things have always existed, but they never really had a label. Nobody had a language to apply to them. I created that language in two words and I've been paid a great deal of money for inventing two words and labeling something that has always been around.
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at its root.
I have run a general election campaign pregnant and ran Ed Miliband's leadership campaign commuting to London with a new baby so I already have my system set up.
I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous and very unhappy.
I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain.
If faith is lost, there is no security and there is no life for him who does not adhere to religion.
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
It is wisdom in prosperity, when all is as thou wouldn't have it, to fear and suspect the worst.
Make no mistake, a 'yes' vote on the Democrats' health care bill is a vote for taxpayer-funded abortions.
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.
And I love that even in the toughest moments, when we're all sweating it - when we're worried that the bill won't pass, and it seems like all is lost - Barack never lets himself get distracted by the chatter and the noise. Just like his grandmother, he just keeps getting up and moving forward... with patience and wisdom, and courage and grace.