Women lie about their age men lie about their income.

• One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.
• The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations.
• No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
• One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
• One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
• Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.
• One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
• Some of us might find happiness if we quit struggling so desperately for it.
• One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
• One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.