I thought that once we were out of the baby stage, parenting would be a breeze.

• Sometimes, when I'm alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance.
• I just wanna thank all those amazing Internet bloggers out there that hate me day-to-day. I love you! You rock!
• People are always saying that Hollywood messes up kids. I'm like, 'No, families mess up kids!' I grew up in Hollywood, and I'm perfectly fine. If my children want to go into the entertainment business, I won't stop them, as long as they're passionate about it.
• I want to be a cool mom.
• It was, you know, probably 80 degrees out in L.A., and my dad took me outside and there was snow. At the time, I thought, 'Every kid doesn't have snow in their backyard on Christmas?'
• I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan.
• Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.
• My kids will grow up in a house knowing that it's perfectly normal for two men to be in love, it's perfectly normal for two women to be in love. My kids will grow up knowing it's all about love. It doesn't matter who you're with and everyone should have that experience.
• You know, you only get one family, and you have to make it work.
• We are a very crafty family.