The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.

• I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
• Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
• Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
• Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
• For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.
• I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
• Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
• My idea of fast food is a mallard.
• Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
• For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.