American Detectives
Never remove their hats
When investigating murders
In other people's flats.

P.S. Chinese Tecs
Are far more dreaded!
And they always appear
Bare-headed!

(C) Spike Milligan
03/05/2017


Best Poems of Spike Milligan

• Soldier Freddy
• I Must Go Down To The Sea Again
• Porridge
• Indian Boyhood
• Down The Stream The Swans All Glide
• Jumbo Jet
• Granny
• The Dog Lovers
• My Sister Laura
• Eurolove
• Standing Room Only
• Mirror, Mirror
• Oojah-ka-piv
• Feelings
• Orstralia
• A Combustible Woman From Thang
• Teeth
• Have A Nice Day
• Me
• Goodbye S.s.