If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away

(C) Spike Milligan
03/06/2017


Best Poems of Spike Milligan

• Soldier Freddy
• I Must Go Down To The Sea Again
• Porridge
• Indian Boyhood
• Down The Stream The Swans All Glide
• Jumbo Jet
• Granny
• The Dog Lovers
• My Sister Laura
• Eurolove
• Standing Room Only
• Mirror, Mirror
• Oojah-ka-piv
• Feelings
• Orstralia
• A Combustible Woman From Thang
• Teeth
• Have A Nice Day
• Me
• Goodbye S.s.