Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

• Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
• No person who is enthusiastic about his work has anything to fear from life.
• I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
• Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
• Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
• Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
• Spare no expense to save money on this one.
• Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
• I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
• A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.