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P. G. Wodehouse Quotes

Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
To my daughter Leonora without whose never failing sympathy and encouragement this book would have been completed in half the time.
Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.