The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

• Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
• After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
• As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
• A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
• Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
• I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
• It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
• It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
• Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
• The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.