A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Helen Rowland Quotes
- There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
- Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
- Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
- A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
- A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
- Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
- Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
- Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
- One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.