A fool and her money are soon courted.

• There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
• Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
• Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
• A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
• A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
• Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
• Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
• Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
• One man's folly is another man's wife.
• Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.