Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

• I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.
• The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
• Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
• Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
• Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
• Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.
• Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.