You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

• Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
• Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
• There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
• I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
• Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
• If you're going to America, bring your own food.
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
• My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
• You're only as good as your last haircut.