Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

• Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
• Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
• Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
• Death is the final wake-up call.
• As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
• To awake from death is to die in peace.
• Death is feared as birth is forgotten.
• Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.
• If food were free, why work?
• As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.