Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

• That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
• Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
• I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
• Coolidge is dead" "How could they tell?
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
• His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.
• The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
• Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.
• The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.
• I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.