I just am a snob when it comes to humor.

• I'm at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always looking to see how everybody else was doing. I wasn't competitive, I was comparative. I just wanted to be where everybody else was. Now I've gotten to an age when I am not comparing anymore.
• I think it's hard, the fact that there's a certain age that we can't have kids anymore.
• A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
• At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell swimming pools.'
• You know, my mother's beautiful, my dad was a really handsome man, and there was a lot of talk about looks when I was growing up.
• If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder.
• I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you.
• It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.
• When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh.
• I'm a big laser believer - I really think they are the wave of the future.