There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

• I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me.
• I mean, I've always been a libertarian. Leave everybody alone. Let everybody else do what they want. Just stay out of everybody else's hair.
• I just think it is important that you realize , that you're the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you're libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
• You always want to quit while you are ahead. You don't want to be like a fighter who stays too long in the ring until you're not performing at your best.
• There's a lot of great movies that have won the Academy Award, and a lot of great movies that haven't. You just do the best you can.
• Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
• If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.
• The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about.
• Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.
• Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.