When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President I'm beginning to believe it.

• The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.
• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
• The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
• The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
• You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.
• I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
• History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
• The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.
• Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
• The trouble with law is lawyers.