The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

• Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
• You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
• All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
• Never make predictions, especially about the future.
• Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
• Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
• They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
• Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.