I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

• I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
• I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
• People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.
• Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
• Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
• Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
• I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.
• It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.
• Land really is the best art.
• When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.